So in case you missed the MTV Movie Awards, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson won. Alright now that you know everything that happened, lets talk about that red-red-red that red carpet.
Ryan Reynolds:
The man received a lot of guff for this outfit. Honestly, I really like it and you should learn from it because he looks good. The problem was he wasn't taking a stroll around the Boston Commons, he was on the red carpet and standing next to female celebrities wearing underwear that cost more than this outfit, I can see how the critics didn't appreciate Reynold's natural swag. Regardless, The rolled cardigan and button down combo with a grey pant and light wash oxfords (all of which I own, #win) is a great look.
What critics call under dressed I call DANGER |
Really Ashton? You're gonna do this to me after naming literally my favorite personal outfit of all time after you? Alright, let's put 20 seconds on the clock and see how many bullet-points we can crank out.
- Your hair is too long.
- Your bow-tie sags
- Your shirt
looksis cheap - Your blazer is too big
- Shave.
- Your belt is too thin
Ashton looking homeless and umm, Nicki Minaj.... |
Josh Duhamel:
That all-black MayBach. Overused? Can't really argue that it isn't. But it's Josh Duhamel and he really doesn't have to care. I dig the commitment to simplicity. Didn't need to blow anyone away, wore a classic watch (and yeah OK a colorful bracelet, nothing to wild) and went on with the night. He's not a child, he's there to get drunk with Fergie and make Justin Bieber jokes. Perfect outfit for that.
Transformers 5? Yeah I'll be in that. Stacking. Paper. |
This pains me. Ace Ventura was FUNNY, I don't care who you are. But he is coming up on 50 and should be dressing like one. It would also help if the jacket fit like a military coat (above the wrists) and not an overcoat (below the wrists). This one takes little explaining, you know it's just wrong.
Should have worn that suit from The Mask |
Swag On future celebs, swag on.